Applying for a job

This is the best job application I have every received. No I did not make this up!

"Dear Management,

I am writing to apply for a position as anything with your company. I don’t care if you have me parking cars or cleaning up. Yesterday was the three month anniversary of looking for work, and my dad says that I can’t find a job because I’m not a gay crippled immigrant, so you can understand why it’d be nice to move out."

Wow. Should I write back to this kid and tell him to finish school or take a business writing class?